How Regular Are You, Guy?

This is a test to see how far down from the pinnacle of Regular Guyness you have slid. The questions deal with issues that spring from deep within the soul, the core, the very marrow of the Regular Guy. Are you still Regular Guy enough? Well, now's your chance. Clickers ready. Begin.

1)  In fishing, a 'Pig and Jig' is:

A retrieval method that 'dances' the lure over the water

A lure soaked in pork fat attractant

A lead-headed bait tailed with pork rind

A fish big enough to make you dance

None of the above

2)  Finish this phrase: 'On any given Sunday. . .'

I could have a beer

I really enjoy shopping for bargains at the mall with my bestest friend

Any given team can beat any other given team

I'll see you in church if the windows are clean

None of the above

3)  In poker, seven-card stud is also known as:

Seven-card no show

Hold 'em

Seven-toed Pete

No-draw stick 'em

Play as laid

4)  When a football team is inside the 20 yard line, it is said to be:

In the strike zone

In the kill zone

In teen town

Inside the 20 yard line

In the red zone

5)  Yoga is:

A food product made from fermented milk

A painful form of stretching to meditate, become centered, and impress others

A character from 'Star Wars'

Something I would never do

6)  In ice hockey, 'Hat Trick' refers to:

Something the goalie does with his mask

A trick involving the puck and three hats

Three goals scored by a single player in a single game

Something one of the contestants does during the between period entertainment

The nickname for the inventor of the Zamboni: Earl 'Hat Trick' Zamboni

7)  When a soccer team scores a goal, the proper crowd response is:

'Tazaah! We've made a goal'

Tear down the stadium and burn all the seats

Wake up and applaud

'Good show, Nigel! Top drawer.'

'Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal'

8)  General Motors introduced the Corvette® Stingray® in:

1954

1960

1963

1982

2000

9)  In golf, a squirrel tail is:

A drive that wavers up and down

A tall clump of grass by a water hazard

A long strip of grass from a divot

The pom attached to a golf club cover

The opposite of a dog leg

10)  If a basketball player is 'In the Paint' he is:

Indicted

Flush with money from signing a huge contract

In the area under the basket

Airborne on the way to a dunk

Benched

11)  Spite & Malice is:

A hip hop band

A new Fox reality show

A card game popular between husbands and wives

A law firm

A misdemeanor

12)  The phrase 'He's in the marbles' means:

A player has fallen into the bull pen

A pool player is stuck behind an opponent's balls

A race car driver has gotten up into gravel on a turn

A draft choice has signed a huge contract

None of the above

13)  Regular Guys prefer Consort hair Care Products because:

Consort is never stiff or sticky

Consort offers 12-hour natural hold

Consort has a fresh, clean scent

Consort is specially formulated to keep hair looking and feeling natural

All of the above

14)  Chrysler Corporation is famous for it's 'Hemi' engine. Hemi refers to:

The fact the engine is made in two halves.

The fact it is made in the Northern Hemisphere

The fact the piston top and cylinder head are hemispherical

The fact the original 'Heavy' name designation was mispronounced

The fact it was named after Lee Iacocca's youngest daughter

15)  Finish this famous phrase: 'Go ahead, make my. . . '

Omelet

Bed

Long distance connection

Day

Drapes match my sheets

16)  James Bond always ordered his martinis:

Dry

With two olives and an onion

Shaken, not stirred

From a buxom lady

He didn't. He drank shots and beers

17)  The Marx Brothers are:

Harpo, Groucho, Chico, Zeppo and Gummo

Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo

Harpo, Groucho, Zippo and Chico

Groucho, Harpo, Karl and Vladimer