This is a test to see how far down from the pinnacle of Regular Guyness you have slid. The questions deal with issues that spring from deep within the soul, the core, the very marrow of the Regular Guy. Are you still Regular Guy enough? Well, now's your chance. Clickers ready. Begin.
1)
In fishing, a 'Pig and Jig' is:
A retrieval method that 'dances' the lure over the water
A lure soaked in pork fat attractant
A lead-headed bait tailed with pork rind
A fish big enough to make you dance
None of the above
2)
Finish this phrase: 'On any given Sunday. . .'
I could have a beer
I really enjoy shopping for bargains at the mall with my bestest friend
Any given team can beat any other given team
I'll see you in church if the windows are clean
None of the above
3)
In poker, seven-card stud is also known as:
Seven-card no show
Hold 'em
Seven-toed Pete
No-draw stick 'em
Play as laid
4)
When a football team is inside the 20 yard line, it is said to be:
In the strike zone
In the kill zone
In teen town
Inside the 20 yard line
In the red zone
5)
Yoga is:
A food product made from fermented milk
A painful form of stretching to meditate, become centered, and impress others
A character from 'Star Wars'
Something I would never do
6)
In ice hockey, 'Hat Trick' refers to:
Something the goalie does with his mask
A trick involving the puck and three hats
Three goals scored by a single player in a single game
Something one of the contestants does during the between period entertainment
The nickname for the inventor of the Zamboni: Earl 'Hat Trick' Zamboni
7)
When a soccer team scores a goal, the proper crowd response is:
'Tazaah! We've made a goal'
Tear down the stadium and burn all the seats
Wake up and applaud
'Good show, Nigel! Top drawer.'
'Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal'
8)
General Motors introduced the Corvette® Stingray® in:
1954
1960
1963
1982
2000
9)
In golf, a squirrel tail is:
A drive that wavers up and down
A tall clump of grass by a water hazard
A long strip of grass from a divot
The pom attached to a golf club cover
The opposite of a dog leg
10)
If a basketball player is 'In the Paint' he is:
Indicted
Flush with money from signing a huge contract
In the area under the basket
Airborne on the way to a dunk
Benched
11)
Spite & Malice is:
A hip hop band
A new Fox reality show
A card game popular between husbands and wives
A law firm
A misdemeanor
12)
The phrase 'He's in the marbles' means:
A player has fallen into the bull pen
A pool player is stuck behind an opponent’s balls
A race car driver has gotten up into gravel on a turn
A draft choice has signed a huge contract
None of the above
13)
Regular Guys prefer Consort hair Care Products because:
Consort is never stiff or sticky
Consort offers 12-hour natural hold
Consort has a fresh, clean scent
Consort is specially formulated to keep hair looking and feeling natural
All of the above
14)
Chrysler Corporation is famous for it's 'Hemi' engine. Hemi refers to:
The fact the engine is made in two halves.
The fact it is made in the Northern Hemisphere
The fact the piston top and cylinder head are hemispherical
The fact the original 'Heavy' name designation was mispronounced
The fact it was named after Lee Iacocca's youngest daughter
15)
Finish this famous phrase: 'Go ahead, make my. . . '
